OUCH!

Every Tuesday I feel like I need to soak my wrist in ice for a few hours. No not from that. I bowl in a league on Monday nights. I used to be pretty good but lately I can' hit the broad side of a barn.

Then add to it. I got these shoes with a low setting heel. My right leg is 3/4 inch shorter than the left one. Yesterday I walked DQ to school because both cars need serious work and we are broke. With that one heel sitting too low I think I have pulled a tendon that goes from the back of my ankle half way up the back of my thigh and I can barely walk. OUCH!

So here I sit with my coffee and a smoke. Wondering what the hell to wrote about today.

Then I reach in my pocket and pull out my magic beans. I throw them in the air and they fly through the house. The rest on my monitor and start to dance about. I am confused. I thought I was supposed to get a beanstalk out of this deal.

Then I ran out side found that I had been whisked away house and all to a magic land full of magic things.

There was a butterfly sitting on a flower and he said "What the hell dso you want?"

"Where the hell am I?"

"Look asshole this is your dream or hallucination or whatever. I am just here as scenery."

Then he flew off.

So off I walk down a path made of peanut butter cups and it is slow moving as I cruch them with each step. Now I have chocolate and peanut butter deliciousness stuck to the bottom of my shoes.

Then I woke up and found myself in bed and tried to get up but then the pain hit and I fell on my face with one of the cats just staring at me.

How did your morning start?