Monday, June 2, 2008

So I have not been online much the last few days. I will be making the rounds today though.

It has been a weird couple of days. I been spending a lot of time with real people. I know how could I cheat on with you real people. I mean I know you would understand if I said I got lost on a porn forum for 3 days and have just now made my way out.

Friday night I was hanging out with a couple friends, well more like long lost brother and sister in law. We sat in front of their place drinking and talking for several hours. My sister was there too. She got drunk and wanted me to call one of my friends for a booty call. I would never do that to one of my friends. I wouldn't do that to a lot of people I hate. She is mean. Mean on a whole other level.

Found Home Improvement reruns on Nick at night and I have been digging it big time. I love that show. I always kind of had a thing for Patricia Richardson. Something about her I found sexy. Can't explain it.

So it looks like I might be flipping burgers for a while until I can build my brand enough to get some more attention and making a little cash. Oh well. I have done worse.

Had dinner with my dad tonight. He through some ribs in the slow cooker until they came right off the bone then added some teryaki ginger barbecue sauce and made BBQ sandwiches out it. Damn good stuff.

The Wookie was over here most the day. He really is just a walking target. Every time he opens his mouth he says something that just serves up one hell of a slam and of course I take it and hit out the park.

Then I found that thing that the guy was looking for and he said that he did not want it anymore and I was not happy and then he said he wanted that other thing that I had found with the other guy who found those other things a while back and put them in a museum.

Well kids on that note I am off to bed. You have a good Monday and go take a gander what the others are doing. I'm out.

2 comments:

Sy said...

So this porn forum you speak of...if yo uwere technically going to lose yourself there for a few days, just what one would it be? It is a matter of journalistic research you see...

Greg M said...

"I been spending a lot of time with real people."

This line had me laughing, reminding me of Chase in CaddyShack - Let's just pretend we're both real human beings.