Thursday, June 5, 2008

Themes and such

Looking for a new theme for my other site. I want something that will give me the ability to have an article list with summary on the home page instead of the full articles. I am frustrated.

Now I am going to go sit and think about what I need to sit and think about.

Then this guy went anf got tested for stuff and he had none. I have more stuff in the back though so I am going to go get the stuff so you sit here and wait and I will be right back with some stuff.

I am so glad he left. He has been a real pain in the ass lately. He thinks he's so fucking funny. He's a fucking dolt is what he is.

Be nice. He has been under a lot of stress. You were there, you saw what he had to deal with.

Yeah man I was there too. Lighten up on the dude.

Fuck him. He's a fucking pansy ass moither fucker. I say we kick his ass then shove his head in the toilet.

Dumb ass. His head is all of our heads. You really want your head shoved in a toilet?

Fuck, I always forget that part.

Yes you do. I really wish you would stop that. Having ones head put into the bowl of a toilet and then flushing the toilet is a foul experience. Let's not forget that next time please.

You know he has a point. Normally I would be disagreeing because I hate that fucking egg head but today he is making sense.

What the fuck are you guys doing? How come every time I step out for a moment you ass clowns have start mucking about and ruining the way things go on around here.

So now what?

So The Queen of the Geeks has this friend with a name that conjures the image of a Hispanic beauty. Turns out she is a dirty blond white girl. Looks kind of like a Stacey. So my future wife tells me not to call her Stacey or she will probably kick my ass. Bah.

So I told her the story and she laughed her ass off. Now it's our joke to torment my future wife.

It's 1 am kids. I am tired and have been dealing with a sleep over with D.Q. and her friends. 4 girls ages 5-9. My night has been interesting to say the least. Throw in a obnoxious 3 year old Dude and we had craziness tonight. I am done. Have a great weekend kids.

4 comments:

Greg M said...

Hey Jim, I know you are using WordPress at the other place, and there is a feature that allows you to insert a read more link anywhere in your posts. This will shorten your post length on you home page at whatever point you want. The only downside is that you have to do it manually each time you write a post, but really that is not much of a big deal. All you have to do is hit the HTML tab next to the VISUAL tab in the text editor for WordPress and you will see a more button. Just place you cursor in the text and then click the More Button.

If you want me to I can email you a screenshot of what I am talking about.

Sy said...

Ah yeah, that is a feature I had been meaning to implement. The way I have it instead is that the first page is full articles and then page 2 onwards has the --more-- feature per post. It would certainly give you a lot more space having it on the first page though.

Also, I like your current theme. It is clean and easy on the eye, unlike some other wordpress themes you can get. I use cutline 3 on mine, which I quite like, but have been thinking of finding another one too.

The Dudes Dad said...

Greg Thanks for the tip man. That actually helps quite bit. Now I just have to go through the 50+ posts and do it to each one.

Sy, Thanks I dig the theme myself. I am using Black View. I am thinking of maybe finding something that will give me another column. I know when I get to the point that I am able to start generating some cash I am going to hire a web designer I know to redo the site and make it look a very specific way.

Kristen said...

I love all the pretty colors in this post...

Sorry to hear about all the loud sleepover children. I'm not looking forward to dealing with that crap.